Did you know that some small Earth creatures are created to combust the inside of machines? Things like squirrels and raccoons crawl inside our frames while we recharge and block energon flow until our veins erupt.
Did you know if you get too excited or angry that your spark energy can implode on itself and leaving nothing but a gaping hole in your chassis? Sometimes the eruption even causes heads to explode.
Are you trying to make me paranoid?
Did you know humans frequently interface inside vehicles, even if they don't own them? Sometimes they steal pretty little race cars specifically so they can mate inside them.
Wow, I—I really didn’t need to know that!
Also when snow falls, it can congest itself into a sentient being that murders every living creature around them by eating off their heads with pin needle teeth.
Did you know that werewolves rip out sparks and eat them? The humans have their own little spark eaters on this planet.
I became an Autobot so I wouldn't die. Now I'm going to die of absolute boredom.
It's been an hour and I'm still bored.
S’okay, kiddo. I’m alright. You wanna… I dunno, hang out? I was thinkin’ of throwing all the pillows in berth and just watchin’ videos with a cube.
That sounds awesome.
I’ll be there in a klik!
Hey... doin' okay?
Yes, I’m fine!
…Sorry. I didn’t mean, um, to raise my voice. Are you doing alright?
Don't talk about Magnus? HA! Your still guilt trippin.
You know what, no, shut up!
I am completely tired of talking about this. What else can I say? Yeah, we had a thing and now we’re through—amazing! We kinda fought—wow! We’re not talking right now cause’ of circumstances—who saw that coming?!
You guys know everything! What do you want? For me to get down on my knee guards and plead for forgiveness or something? Declare that I can’t live without Magnus?
Because that’s all bullslag!
I feel fraggin’ mad at Magnus still—not guilty—and I don’t wanna have anything to do with him unless it’s necessary! It makes me so angry I wanna go and punch a wall! So sorry that you think I’m apparently “guilt tripping” over this, but you’re wrong!
And that’s it, end of discussion. All this topic does is give me a helmache.